5 Different Types of Companies and How They Should Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day
March is officially upon us! If you’re from the Chicagoland area you know that this month is full of unexpected and undesired snowfalls, slush in the streets, and yes a green river in the city! St. Patrick’s day is fast approaching, and no matter what type of company you work in you want your company to stand out, but also represent your brand at the same time, that’s why we’ve come up with St. Patrick’s Day Promotional Products, for every type of company and employee. And with 10% off site wide from now until St. Patrick’s Day, you are sure to find something that will fit your brand perfectly.
1. The Frat Brother (Or Sister)
We start, of course with a classic, The Cup. The Cup represents the Frat Brothers and Sisters of the corporate world. You know you’re one of these big men (and women) on campus if you’re now crushing it in either finance, law, or business. and still finding time to play three different sports on the weekend, jerks. You may hide it but we know that you and your bosses (who are we kidding, you are the boss by now) still like to cut loose with a game of beer pong or flippy cup once the office closes down. Just remember when you get too drunk not go and steal your rival company’s mascot, the real police are not like campus police and they will not go easy on you. You have been warned. The Cup is now going for as low as $1.98 and since you’re always looking for an opportunity to advance, hand them out to your clients and you’ll be even more popular, not that you needed advice on how to do that. For the outdoorsy frat type, check out these Three Imprint Area Kan Koolers.
2. The Attention Seeking Theater Geek
Face it, you and your company like attention. You’re no different now in that regard than you were when you starred in that oh so independent indy film that you pretended not to promote to all of your friends and family, but you totally did. That’s why only you and those you work closely with can pull off the St. Patrick’s Top Hat and Green Beard. Since you most likely work in the city for a hip start-up you need to get your brand out there and you’ll certainly be remembered by all who catch sight of you, especially if you imprint your brand in a premium metallic silver or gold. This killer hat is now going for as low as $5.58.
3. The Club Goer
Your weekends (and lets face it some week nights) are filled with bright lights and loud music. You and your company are fun and high energy, and you need to show that! So while you’re dancing the night away with co-workers or potential clients, you need to literally glow. That’s where this LED Shamrock Necklace, with not one but two imprint areas, comes in. Currently as low as $2.97. As Katy Perry Says, “Baby you’re a firework, let your colors burst.” Now that’s stuck in your head, you’re welcome.
4. The Sober Servant Leaders
Ok we know, when you work in a human services industry celebrations of any kind are rather, well dry. But that’s ok because you know deep down you’re really making a difference in the world, at least that’s what you tell yourself to be able to sleep at night. Even if you can’t drink at the official company party you can still have lots of fun on St. Patrick’s Day. For instance create a company shirt and pinch anyone who forgets to wear it that day. Gildan Heavy Cotton Custom Printed Adult T-shirts are now as low as $3.86. We are not liable for any bruising that may occur; especially for melatonin challenged Irish folks. Or these green medallions are a big hit, especially with any youth based services. You could also give them out as a token of appreciation for those who sponsor you in any St. Baldrick’s fundraising, because Cancer Sucks but your drive to help others does not.
5. The Country Club Connoisseur
You may not spend the entire night celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, but you will do so in style, probably with some fancy cuban cigars at your side too. After your 18 holes of golf, impress your clients by pulling out these bad boys. This 16 oz. Glass Tankard for as low as $4.08 is sure to impress with a full color design of your logo, which let’s face it has about 20 different gradients in it. Want an even more polished touch? This 4 Piece Old Fashioned Rocks Glasses have the option to laser engrave your brand that is sure to elevate you to the next level.
Bonus: The Misfits:
Don’t feel you really fit in to any of these categories? You were most likely the kid who ditched pep assemblies, who could blame you? Those were awful. Perhaps you’re a free bird, doing business as you please; there is no one way or product to describe you or your brand, which is just how you like it. Feel free to peruse our site but here are a few unique suggestions:
Color Changing Cup (Just claim it’s magic, the drunk people will believe you)
Round Koozie Coaster (can also be used as throwing stars for your enemies, wait who said that?)
Mini Blue Tooth Speaker – Because you have good taste in music, unlike some people
Expandable Silicone Viewer – For when you just want to ignore reality and St. Patrick’s Day