45 Drinking Slogans For Your Koozie
We put together this list of our 45 favorite drinking phrases that will be a hit at your next event. These witty and funny phrases will have all your friends or guests laughing with each sip! Custom koozies make great giveaways at your next tailgate or barbeque, everyone will appreciate their cold drink along with a good laugh!
Guys night out
- Cool story babe..now get me a beer
- Why limit happy to an hour?
- Got beer?
- You look like I could use a drink
- I don’t get drunk, I get awesome
- In beer we trust
- Beer me!
- You need a cold one
- Don’t worry beer happy!
- I’d rather be drinking
- I don’t like the world alcoholic. I prefer advanced drinker
- I’m just living the dream
- On break
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Friday is the beginning of my livers work week
- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Keep Calm and Drink On
- To have and to hold and keep your beer cold
- Eat, Drink and Be Married
- Keep Calm and Party On
- What happens at the reception stays at the reception
- The vows are done let’s have some fun
- Something Old, Something Borrowed, Something New, and Something Brewed
- I Went to [Bride’s First Name] and [Groom’s First Name] on [Date] And All I Got Was This Damn Koozie!
- Celebrate a Serious Love Of Beer
- The wedding is here, time for beer
- Drinks well with others
- Kiss my glass
- I swear to drunk, I’m not God
- Shut up and drink
- Sip happens
- Beer: Helping homely people get laid since 2050 BC
- This girls needs a beer
- Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend
- 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
- less thinking more drinking
- DEA: Drunk every afternoon
- Here’s to what I won’t remember
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- I’m gonna drink you pretty
- Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time
Have your own design or love one of the listed phrases? Check out Blue Soda Promo for your next koozie order and we will custom imprint the phrase right onto any koozie of your choice. Koozies are great for your next guys night, college party, wedding or wherever the cold drinks are being served.