15 Things to Keep in Mind for Shark Week
It’s the biggest week of the whole year.. Shark Week. With Shark Week in full blast this week along with the featured SYFY thriller, Sharknado, that recently took over Twitter, it’s time to get yourself fully prepared for the nonstop deep sea action. This week only comes once a year so listen closely.
1. These sharks aren’t some drum playing, fast talking, Jabberjaws
2. No, you are food.
3. Shark tornadoes are aggressive this time of year
4. Some content may leave you screaming like a little girl
5. Not even Batman can fight off these sharks
6. Staying inside your home sounds like the best idea
7. If it’s good enough for Step Brothers than it’s good enough for all of us.
8. The most agreeable thing Tracey Morgan has ever said
9. Even mechanical sharks eat people
10. Even their own teeth have teeth
11. This could make for a great SYFY movie
12. No, they are not more scared of you then you are of them
13. Don’t be fooled by imposters
14. Shark cats are cute
15. Don’t forget to set your DVR, It’s time for Shark Week!
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